When you’re feeling down just remember: somewhere in the world there is a moron pushing a door that says ‘pull’…
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Ides of March
The Ides of March reminds us that getting stabbed in the back by Senators is really common.
Under the Weather
If you’re feeling under the weather, don’t worry. Take your medicine, drink plenty of fluids, rest, and remember we all have to die sometime.
Never trust…
Never trust anyone who is too mature to play with bubble wrap.
Only Hurting Yourself
The next time someone says “You’re only hurting yourself”, punch them…
Under the Bus
Before you throw someone under the bus, remember that Karma is driving and just might swerve and hit you instead.
When Life Gives Hands You Lemons….
When life hands you lemons make grape juice…then sit down and watch the world try to figure out how you did it.
