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When you’re feeling down…

When you’re feeling down just remember: somewhere in the world there is a moron pushing a door that says ‘pull’…

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March 24, 2015
Deb
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Ides of March

The Ides of March reminds us that getting stabbed in the back by Senators is really common.

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March 15, 2015
Deb
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I wish…

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March 5, 2015
Deb
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Under the Weather

If you’re feeling under the weather, don’t worry. Take your medicine, drink plenty of fluids, rest, and remember we all have to die sometime.

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January 2, 2015
Deb
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Never trust…

Never trust anyone who is too mature to play with bubble wrap.

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July 1, 2014
Deb
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Only Hurting Yourself

The next time someone says “You’re only hurting yourself”, punch them…

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May 30, 2014
Deb
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Under the Bus

Before you throw someone under the bus, remember that Karma is driving and just might swerve and hit you instead. 

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May 27, 2014
Deb
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March 3, 2014
Deb

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door…

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When Life Gives Hands You Lemons….

When life hands you lemons make grape juice…then sit down and watch the world try to figure out how you did it.

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February 28, 2014
Deb
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Note to Vending Machine Technician- Do you feel this guy’s pain?

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November 20, 2013
Deb
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