When you’re feeling down just remember: somewhere in the world there is a moron pushing a door that says ‘pull’…
We all deal with the cards we’re dealt. Somehow, I ended up with all the Jokers.
Never trust anyone who is too mature to play with bubble wrap.
People who ignore your texts because they are too “busy”, yet have time to get on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, etc.
The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.
Make a practice of having an open heart to all things and all people if you want to be eternally disappointed.
Don’t change yourself so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love the real you.
Trying to please everyone is too hard. Pissing people off is easy.
Trying to forget being hurt by someone you love is like trying to remember someone you’ve never met.
The greatest thing you can do for yourself is to do something for someone else with no expectation of receiving anything in return…not even gratitude.